I flipped the newspaper open today to the world biz section and this was what i saw
Helium is up.
Feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light tradings.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at even keel.
The markets for raisins dried up.
Coca-cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up in a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
Surprised?
Not really
Showing posts with label Earth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Earth. Show all posts
Monday, April 13, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Earth Hour 09

That's ALL from 8:30 pm - 9:930 pm
It's just 60 minutes!
We may all be different BUT we still live on the same earth !!!!!
p.s- this is not a lame reminder=)

This 'vote' is much more important that the elections going on in this country
OK Ppl.......
so u better do IT!