Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The #1 April fool Prank

Well APRIL FOOL is just around the corner ....well actually more like tomorrow. I know I should have post this earlier but oh well it least u still got one day to prepare.
You dont need anything so the only thing you need to prepare is actually urself LoL!

Thanks to a great website of humor this is the #1 prank. I wont post othe others though...I mean after all why do need the others when u have the BEST! *grins*


What you’ll need:
A parent who loves you
A telephone
A policeman’s uniform and disguise (if you make the call on Skype).

You’ll need a fake persona for your prank call, and pretending to be a police officer is a good variation on this classic. Sure, impersonating an officer is typically a crime, but it’s April Fool’s Day. The day law forgot! So after you disguise your voice (or your voice and your appearance for Skypers) call someone who really cares about you and tell them you’re dead. Don’t be confused. You’re not a ghost. You’re pretending to be a police officer telling them you’re dead. And not a dead police officer. A police officer advising them that the real you is dead. (Hey, no one said perpetrating classic April Fool’s Day pranks was going to be easy).

Hint: To make this prank believable, you can’t give everything away too quickly:

YOU (as police officer)
Mrs. Jenkins?

YOUR MOM (If her last name is Jenkins)
Yes?

YOU
This is Officer Mulrooney. I’m afraid I need you to come down to the station.

YOUR MOM
Why? What’s going on?

YOU
I think it would be best to tell you when you’re at the station ma’am.

YOUR MOM
Is something wrong? What’s the matter?

YOU
Well, it’s about your son.

YOUR MOM
Has he done something wrong?

Now this part of the prank is critical. You need to allay the victim’s concern at first, to give the subsequent April Fool’s zinger maximum impact:

YOU
Oh, not at all.

YOUR MOM
Oh, you had me worried.

YOU
Yes. I’m sorry. I’m just calling because he’s dead.

YOUR MOM
WHAT?

YOU
Yes. Head sliced clean off in an industrial accident.

YOUR MOM
AAAAIIIIGH!!!!!

Now, this next line might be hard to deliver because you’ll be laughing so hard. I mean, here you have your mom feeling the worst pain she’s ever experienced so it is pretty hilarious, but the joy of April Fool’s Day is sharing the delight of a fun joke well-played. So after about three minutes of gut-wrenching moaning and guttural noises, be sure to scream nice and clear “APRIL FOOL’S DAY!”

If you do it right, you and your mom will have a classic April Fool’s Day memory to share for years to come!




thanks to cranked.com

Monday, March 30, 2009

POP Quiz!


WHO IS THIS PERSON?


In chemistry, He turned water to wine.
In biology, He was born without the normal conception.
In physics, He disapproved the law of gravity when He ascended into heaven.
In economics, He disapproved the law of diminishing return by feeding 5000 men with two fishes & 5 loaves of bread.
In medicine, He cured the sick and the blind without administering a single dose of drug.
In history, He is the beginning and the end.
In government, He said that He shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Prince of Peace.
In religion, He said no one comes to the Father except through Him.

?????? NO idea ???????

He is the Greatest Man in History.
He had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.








Well its simple He is Jesus =) <<<<<<<<<<

Friday, March 27, 2009

=)



All the best looking for ur soul mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great day ahead =)

Thursday, March 26, 2009

It'S True

It's not the fault of student if
he/she fails because the year ONLY
has 365 days...
Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.


2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.


3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.


4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.


5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.
Days left 96.


6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.
Days left 81.


7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.


8. Quarterly, half-yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.
Days left 6.


9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.


10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.


11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!

Balance = 0
'How can a student pass ?????'

Earth Hour 09

Yup the time has arrive for us to do our part to save momma earth!

So it's every easy only......
on the 28th March 2009>>>



That's ALL from 8:30 pm - 9:930 pm

It's just 60 minutes!

We may all be different BUT we still live on the same earth !!!!!

p.s- this is not a lame reminder=)


This 'vote' is much more important that the elections going on in this country
OK Ppl.......
so u better do IT!


Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Yup ......this just show how valuable left-handed people are.LoL!

Paroimia is storming into KL!!!!!


*This is a Christan production but non-christians are most welcome
Once upon a time, a prince was born in the Golden City.
His name was Prince Elyon. That same day, the commander of the Golden Army, Kieron, led a rebellion against the King and stole away the citizens.

It had been long foretold that a day like that would come, when a savior would be needed. He would have to die in exchange for the citizens' freedom. His blood for theirs.

Prince Elyon was to be that savior.

Will he be able to wipe the darkness of Kieron out? Will the people ever be free from the clutches of Kieron?

Come and watch Paroimia.
Let the colors whisk you away to the land where the Golden Command upholds justice...
the Dark Legion threatens peace & harmony.
Is there hope for the imprisoned Grey Doldrums?
Can the courageous Blood Army bring restoration?

The DATES:
17th April (Friday)
18th April (Saturday)
24th April (Friday)
25th April (Saturday) Time:2000hours till 2200hours

VenuE====
Jalan Kuchai Lama, Off Jalan Kelang Lama
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia


P.S.- since all Malysians love free stuff ....good news admission is FREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!