Tuesday, March 31, 2009

The #1 April fool Prank

Well APRIL FOOL is just around the corner ....well actually more like tomorrow. I know I should have post this earlier but oh well it least u still got one day to prepare.
You dont need anything so the only thing you need to prepare is actually urself LoL!

Thanks to a great website of humor this is the #1 prank. I wont post othe others though...I mean after all why do need the others when u have the BEST! *grins*


What you’ll need:
A parent who loves you
A telephone
A policeman’s uniform and disguise (if you make the call on Skype).

You’ll need a fake persona for your prank call, and pretending to be a police officer is a good variation on this classic. Sure, impersonating an officer is typically a crime, but it’s April Fool’s Day. The day law forgot! So after you disguise your voice (or your voice and your appearance for Skypers) call someone who really cares about you and tell them you’re dead. Don’t be confused. You’re not a ghost. You’re pretending to be a police officer telling them you’re dead. And not a dead police officer. A police officer advising them that the real you is dead. (Hey, no one said perpetrating classic April Fool’s Day pranks was going to be easy).

Hint: To make this prank believable, you can’t give everything away too quickly:

YOU (as police officer)
Mrs. Jenkins?

YOUR MOM (If her last name is Jenkins)
Yes?

YOU
This is Officer Mulrooney. I’m afraid I need you to come down to the station.

YOUR MOM
Why? What’s going on?

YOU
I think it would be best to tell you when you’re at the station ma’am.

YOUR MOM
Is something wrong? What’s the matter?

YOU
Well, it’s about your son.

YOUR MOM
Has he done something wrong?

Now this part of the prank is critical. You need to allay the victim’s concern at first, to give the subsequent April Fool’s zinger maximum impact:

YOU
Oh, not at all.

YOUR MOM
Oh, you had me worried.

YOU
Yes. I’m sorry. I’m just calling because he’s dead.

YOUR MOM
WHAT?

YOU
Yes. Head sliced clean off in an industrial accident.

YOUR MOM
AAAAIIIIGH!!!!!

Now, this next line might be hard to deliver because you’ll be laughing so hard. I mean, here you have your mom feeling the worst pain she’s ever experienced so it is pretty hilarious, but the joy of April Fool’s Day is sharing the delight of a fun joke well-played. So after about three minutes of gut-wrenching moaning and guttural noises, be sure to scream nice and clear “APRIL FOOL’S DAY!”

If you do it right, you and your mom will have a classic April Fool’s Day memory to share for years to come!




thanks to cranked.com

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